https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedic_genres
What's(who's) your favorite?
Please provide an example(s)
This looks like your sort of humor SS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErppAlOIGQE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_(comedian)
Gallagher signs head of a fan
"Given the sloppy and messy nature of his shows, Gallagher has had a few notable injuries suffered by fans in attendance.
At a show at the Coach House in San Juan Capistrano on Sept. 29, 1990, a woman named Robin Vann was in the audience and struck on the head with a heavy plush penguin that had a fire extinguisher inside it. She later sued the comedian for $13,000 in medical bills, $20,000 in lost wages and punitive damages reportedly in excess of $100,000. The case went to trial in 1993 with the jury ultimately siding with Gallagher after a raucous trial where Gallagher himself took the stand and reportedly had made as many laughs as he would during one of his show. The presiding judge William Froeberg would later say "... in seven years on the bench, I've seen a lot of characters, but none so theatrical...It was entertaining. It certainly wasn't boring"
WOW.... Try Reading This REAL Quick IN YOUR HEAD
..... Pretty COOL MAN !
Self deprecating comedy I think is my favorite. We can all see ourselves and laugh a little.
Rodney Dangerfield I see was in the one liner group, I didn’t see one I would consider “self deprecating” but I would put him there.
Witness these quotes (one liners) :
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Hilarious stuff SS and mcfarmer,
I thought Rodney Dangerfield was great!
"Self deprecating comedy I think is my favorite. We can all see ourselves and laugh a little."
I once won a magazine subscription for saying that I lost a pissing contest to a girl.
“I once won a magazine subscription for saying that I lost a pissing contest to a girl.”
Boy’s Life ?
Happy belated Valentine’s Day to the love birds out there.
Funny stuff!
silverspiker must be rubbing off on you (-:
I love comedy! George Carlin is the best ever!!
If I had a dollar for every woman that has said I was ugly I wouldn't be ugly any more
Assumptions & Conclusions
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says, "Hello!"
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
"Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man, "Are you aware of how fast you were going?"
The man replies, "Yes I am. I'm trying to escape a robbery I got involved in."
The cop gives him a skeptical look and says, "Were you the one being robbed?"
The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery."
The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. "So you're telling me you were speeding...and committed a robbery?"
"Yes," the man calmly says. "I have the loot in the back."
The cop begins to get angry. "Sir, I'm afraid you have to come with me." The cop reaches in the window to subdue the man.
"Don't do that!" the man yells fearfully. "I'm scared you will find the gun in my glove compartment!" The cop pulls his hand out. "Wait here," he says.
The cop calls for backup. Soon cops, cars, and helicopters are flooding the area. The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car.
However, before he gets in, a cop walks up to him and says, while gesturing to the cop that pulled him over, "Sir, this officer informed us that you had committed a robbery, had stolen loot in the trunk of your car, and had a loaded gun in your glove compartment. However, we found none of these things in your car."
The man replies, "Yeah, and I bet that liar said I was speeding too!"
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here
in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only $150.
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
A pirate with a wooden leg, a hook in replace of his hand, and an eye patch walks into a pirate's bar and orders a drink (in pirate talk).
While drinking the pirate next to him ask "hey matie what happened to ye leg"...?
The pirate states...."I lost me leg while serving with Captian Kidd".
Next pirate asks " what happened to ye hand....?
"I lost me hand while serving with Blackbeard".
Another pirate asked him...."what happened to ye eye"...?
The pirated responded....."first day with me hook".
Told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked so surprised.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? If you die, a prostitute will stop screwing you.
How come test tube babies are so expensive? Because they have a womb with a view.
What’s the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser? Depth perception.
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
“Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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..... carry on, with butt trumpets to the skys' !!!
Fluffy!
