Pick a good one or just read and learn/remember history
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_1
1946 – The 8.6 Mw Aleutian Islands earthquake shakes the Aleutian Islands with a maximum Mercalli intensity of VI (Strong). A destructive tsunami reaches the Hawaiian Islands resulting in dozens of deaths, mostly in Hilo, Hawaii.
2016 - Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin make a secret pact to sabotage the Democrats and Hillary Clinton ahead of the upcoming presidential election using Russia's extraordinarily developed psychokenesis technology which causes millions of people to change their votes and elect Trump president in November of that year. Mueller investigates but Russia uses psychokinesis on him and the entire FBI team of investigators and causes them to be unable to see Trumps collusion with Russia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychokinesis
Psychokinesis (from Greek ψυχή "mind" and κίνησις "movement"[1][2]), or telekinesis[3] (from τηλε- "far off" and κίνηση "movement"[4]), is an alleged psychic ability allowing a person to influence a physical system without physical interaction.
Psychokinesis (from Greek ψυχή "mind" and κίνησις "movement"[1][2]), or telekinesis[3] (from τηλε- "far off" and κίνηση "movement"[4]), is an alleged psychic ability allowing a person to influence a physical system without physical interaction.
..... pretty funny.... all you petty fools will understand .... lol .... good one ....