Ultrasound Unable To Detect Heartbeat In New York State Legislators
ALBANY, NY—After the New York State Legislature voted to greatly expand abortion rights all the way up until the point of birth Tuesday, doctors quickly ordered echocardiograms on every lawmaker who voted for the bill, but tragically, no heartbeats were found by any of the ultrasounds.
"Doctors also ordered blood tests but found only cold hatred running through the veins of every legislator"
What I like about the Bee is that they can USUALLY find humor in their satire.
Yeah, I guess it's tough to find the humor in a bill that allows abortion right up until birth..
But remember when liberals claimed that the idea that they supported abortion right up until birth was ludicrous?
The same liberals who claim they don't want open borders? And aren't these the same people who say they don't want to ban all guns?
Yeah, it's all "fear mongering" from the right..