I just got this one.  I don't think it's new, but it's pretty good.

Each Friday night after work, Ole would fire up his outdoor grill on the 

shore of Big Lake Wissota and cook a venison steak. But, all of Ole's 

neighbors were Catholic... And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from 

eating meat on Friday. 

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks wafted over Wissota all 

the way to Chippewa Falls, and was causing such a problem for the Catholic 

faithful that they finally talked to their priest. 

The Priest came to visit Ole, and suggested that he become a Catholic. 

After several classes and much study, Ole attended Mass.....and as the 

priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Lutheran, 

and raised a Lutheran, but now you are a Catholic." 

Ole's neighbors were relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the 

wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. 

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into 

Ole's yard, clutching a rosary and prepar ing to scold him, he stopped and 

watched in amazement. 

There stood Ole, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully 

sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You vuz born a deer, you vuz 

raised a deer, but now you is a walleye."