Now that's a warning that's easy to follow,

 But In truth my victory is quite hollow.

When ever serve a plate with kale.

 The kale is untouched, without fail.

The Babylon Bee and a warning about kale

Serious as global warming on the centigrade scale

Which comes from the gas that we exhale

That Al Gore  uses to tell us tall tales

Like the  streaks in the sky that  get called  chemtrails

That real scientists know as condensation trails

Much of it is exaggerated weather "fake news"

To convince us all about fossil fuel taboos

Sold to us under the Climate Accord

"Do as we say" to have the climate restored

It will only cost a few trillion dollars

You must believe because we are the scholars